Well, for Easter, my family, Me, Mom, Elle, Declan, Stacy, Ashleigh, Madi, Grandma, Aubrey, Tasia with her boyfriend, Taylor, Jerel, and even Bindi, all went to stay 7 miles above Heber in my Aunt Stacy's house for the weekend. We got there pretty late,after nine o'clock, but in about three hours, we had a disaster of cupcakes, all the greens washed, with the places set and all the candy arranged.
When Ashliegh came in to tell everyone to go to sleep, I told Asliegh to make sure she txted the Easter Bunny and tell him not to make the gifts obvious.
Smart one, Josie, smart one.
So, because of me opening my mouth, my smart-Alec grandmother decided to hide my gift. Of course, I find everyone else's, but not mine. My Mom told me to look high, so I'm all looking in the alcoves, and in the rafters, nothing. After some fruitless searching, I finally ask for a bit of help.
And, lo and behold, I see this itty bitty glimmer of pink behind this huge plant on top of a really tall cupboard.
After berating my Grandmother for a while, I settle down to open my present. Now, I have a thing with presents, if it's something that I had really really wanted beforehand, and I get it, I. freak. out. High pitched, barely audible, screaming, jumping up and down, not breathing, the whole nine yards. I had gotten a chocolate bunny, lots of chocolate eggs, and the computer game I had wanted for my laptop, FATE: the Traitor Soul (expansion pack, no less). I promptly installed it on my laptop, and played with it for a bit before getting ready.
As we sat down to eat, I was relegated to the little kids table. I had issues with that.
At the Big table, the talk turned to, of all things, the different things the Three Amigos had seen, and the majority of it was boobs.
But really, when you sit down with Tasia, Aubrey, and Ashliegh, you learn to expect the unexpected. You never know what they're going to say next, but you know you're going to be rolling around on the floor, laughing so hard tears flow like rivers, and you split at the seams.
After devouring as much food as we could possibly cram down our throats, we waddled out the door, and back into the valley, each of us going our separate ways, off into the sunset, one going East, one going West, one going- not even. We just drove down the retarded driveway, and off to our respective destinations.
